i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So much rum. So many feels.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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