WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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