When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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