What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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