I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Come on in and take your pants off
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