all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I just found puke in my bra..
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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