The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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