When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Your cock deserves a montage
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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