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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
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Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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