You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Randomize
