Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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