Whod you bang
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
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dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Found your dick twin last night
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
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You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now