bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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