hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Two words: nipple clamps
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