My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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