Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
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i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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