it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
"it" just moved
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
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