I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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