u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
this just has baby written all over it
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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