You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Randomize
