Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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