You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
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i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
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once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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