I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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