No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
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Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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