she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Randomize
