Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Why did my mother make you get naked?