Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(330): View more from Ohio

Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.

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(636): View more from Missouri

On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?

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(410): View more from Maryland

she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.

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(586): View more from Michigan

It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable

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