Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
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You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable