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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.

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• (310): View more from California

  but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.

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• (951): View more from California

  Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  . Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Come back. Shots need mouths.

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• (607): View more from New York

  His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.

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• (315): View more from New York

  New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.

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  This is why we're soulmates.

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