Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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