No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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