mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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