my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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