STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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