If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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