So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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