O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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