am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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