Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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