whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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