I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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