so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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