ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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