i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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