Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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