i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
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i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
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If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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