It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
what is it with giant penises always finding me
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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