I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Just high enough for therapy.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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