You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
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I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I came so hard my ears popped.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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