I hate all girls vehemently.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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