What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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