I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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