Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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