how hairy? two words: wookie tits
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
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just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?