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(845): View more from New York

I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?

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(205): View more from Alabama

The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...

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(865): View more from Tennessee

And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.

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(323): View more from California

Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.

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(334): View more from Alabama

This hangover is way worse than all my relationships

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(360): View more from Washington

I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house

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(863): View more from Florida

Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.

(813): View more from Florida

What. The. Fuck.

(863): View more from Florida

Family acid trip.

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