I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize