a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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